I had this one emailed to me today and had to share.  Gives you some perspective and a laugh

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would
have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have
$214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a  year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average,  22 gallons of alcohol a
year.  That means, on average, Americans get  about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!